Cabin in the Woods is not what you expect. I first heard about the movie when it played AICN’s Butt-Numb-A-Thon 2012, and adhered to the recommendations to avoid everything you can about Cabin in the Woods . And rightly so as the fun with the movie is everything you don’t know about it. So aside from seeing the trailer last year, I knew nothing of the movie. And even then, I didn’t recall what was in the trailer, so as far as I was concerned, I went in fresh. On the outset, Cabin in the Woods is a straight-up horror movie, following five college students as they head to a countryside cottage for some R&R. All the typical horror archetypes are represented: the jock, the sweet and innocent virgin, the slutty slut, the thoughtful and articulate smart guy (note: not nerd), and the pot smoking, comedic relief. We also bounce between two laboratory technician characters who are monitoring the students for some mysterious reason. Just what are they up to? And wh