Cabin in the Woods is not what you expect. I first heard about the movie when it played AICN’s Butt-Numb-A-Thon 2012, and adhered to the recommendations to avoid everything you can about Cabin in the Woods . And rightly so as the fun with the movie is everything you don’t know about it. So aside from seeing the trailer last year, I knew nothing of the movie. And even then, I didn’t recall what was in the trailer, so as far as I was concerned, I went in fresh. On the outset, Cabin in the Woods is a straight-up horror movie, following five college students as they head to a countryside cottage for some R&R. All the typical horror archetypes are represented: the jock, the sweet and innocent virgin, the slutty slut, the thoughtful and articulate smart guy (note: not nerd), and the pot smoking, comedic relief. We also bounce between two laboratory technician characters who are monitoring the students for some mysterious reason. Just...