The Billionty-Oneth Geek: Older Than 8 Since 1991

(Note: this post was made pre-blog days on Facebook.) I decided to post in a year in summary of my favourite flicks of this year. This in no way means that these were the best films, but rather the ones I enjoyed and had the most fun watching. Only theatrically viewed films qualify. Fav' 10 Movies of 2006: 1. Children of Men 2. The Departed 3. The Prestige 4. The Hills Have Eyes 5. Slither (if you saw this in the theater, admit it, it was only you in there) 6. United 93 7. Sympathy for Lady Vengeance 8. Little Miss Sunshine 9. Borat: Cultural Learnings for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan 10. V for Vendetta All Theatrical Releases I saw this year (I may have forgotten a few): Slither, The Hills Have Eyes, Hostel, V for Vendetta, Superman Returns, POTC 2: Deadman's Chest, The Lady in the Water, Who Killed the Electric Car, An Inconvenient Truth, The Prestige, The Black Dahlia, Little Miss Sunshine, Saw 3, Borat: Cultural Learnings for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Ka...

Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. ...